Roxy's Speech About Being Bored

Mo-o-o-om, I'm bored!!!!!!!!

Can I bake? NoOOO! Because we don't have an oven!
Can I cook something? NOOOOO! Because we don't have the ingredients!
Can I read a book? NOOOO! Because I just finished the one I was reading!
Can I go to Barnes and Noble and look at Garfield comics? NOOOOO!
Can I go to PetCo and admire the animals? NOOOO!!!
Can I walk the dog? NOOOOO! Because we don't have one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vicky's comment on reading this: "Mom has issues!"

Now, who is really the one who has issues?