The elevated style and unnecessary capitalization of the offer below sounded so amusing, that I decided to post it here - maybe it will amuse someone else beside myself. I didn't change a word, only deleted the name of the travel agency - no need to embarass them.

Distinguished Sir/Madam,

I am happy to inform you that "... TRAVEL" offers you its services different and interesting in kinds. We are pleased to be engaged with Tourism and also provide our guests with Air tickets service. Our Travel Agency will surely make the Tour Package of your wish developing the tourism both inside and outside of Armenia. Moreover, we can arrange your short, a few days trip around the country to spend your winter vocation. Besides you can turn to us if you need to Rent a Car. Any car which will appear to be appropriate to be rented by you will undoubtedly be at your disposal.

Alongside with these offers we also have such services as , CapitalConstruction, as well. Dear Sir/Madam, Any of these services is realized by our Agency friendly but professionally.