I wish...

I wish it snowed in Southern California, so there would be no wildfires.

I wish moviemakers would make more sense when they recorded commentaries. If nothing else, I wish they would have pity on translators who would eventually have to untangle sentences like: "And it was like, yeah, they will be able to just, you know....what if they kind of... I don't know".

I wish it wasn't so stinking hot here all summer long.

I wish Armenia was within driving distance from LA.

I wish I could kill cockroaches just by looking at them. Better yet, I wish I would never see one again for as long as I live.

I wish I had a job so I could have a house so I could keep a dog.

I wish nice cameras didn't cost more than my car.

I wish people would make an effort to understand each other before passing judgment.

Eh...